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Before I even begin, I need to bring to light something that has given me some belly-achin' laughs lately. Have you seen this website! www.dog-shaming.com.

I am cracking up! Some of my favorites:

Numero Dos.

Describe 3 legitimate fears you have and explain how they became fears.

1. Open water. This fear has gotten progressively out of hand over the years. I probably should stop watching Shark Week re-runs... 

2. Remember when I said this would get personal? Don't make assumptions off of this one, because I can't even fathom it, but I am afraid of failing in my marriage. I never.. ever.. want to hear the word divorce come up between Christian and I. I know it is a completely unwarranted fear, but I can't help but look around me and see so many couples not lasting. It's a legitimate issue, but I know that God intended this marriage to be forever. C and I are committed to make it happen.

3. I am fearful of something terrible happening to the people I love. I may need to be sedated just thinking about it.

1. List 20 random facts about yourself.
2. Describe 3 legitimate fears you have and explain how they became fears. 
3. Describe your relationship with your parents. 
4. List 10 things you would tell your 16 year-old self, if you could. 
5. What are the 5 things that make you most happy right now? 
6. What is the hardest thing you have ever experienced? 
7. What is your dream job, and why? 
8. What are 5 passions you have? 
9. List 10 people who have influenced you and describe how. 
10. Describe your most embarrassing moment. 
11. Describe 10 pet peeves you have. 
12. Describe a typical day in your current life. 
13. Describe 5 weaknesses you have. 
14. Describe 5 strengths you have. 
15. If you were an animal, what would you be and why? 
16. What are your 5 greatest accomplishments? 
17. What is the thing you most wish you were great at? 
18. What has been the most difficult thing you have had to forgive? 
19. If you could live anywhere, where would it be and why? 
20. Describe 3 significant memories from your childhood. 
21. If you could have one superpower, what would it be and what would you do with it first? 
22. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 15 years? 
23. List your top 5 hobbies and why you love them. 
24. Describe your family dynamic of your childhood vs. your family dynamic now. 
25. If you could have dinner with anyone in history, who would it be and what would you eat?
26. What popular notion do you think the world has most wrong?
27. What is your favorite part of your body and why?
28. What is your love language?
29. What do you think people misunderstand most about you?
30. List 10 things you would hope to be remembered for.